Re write of a song "Dirty Dog"

I want a dog, Ill keep it in the yard
Ill give him baths, how to fetch i will teach
Ill get his at the pound
get him at the pound
I need a leash
I want a basset hound
I want a basset hound

Got a red ball
Respond to my call
Cant take him in the shopping mall
I wanna name him spot
Walk him more often then not
Cant you see i really want a canine

I don't want a feline
Mom, dad, i will fight you on this
If i didn't ask for a dog i would be remiss
And if he pees on the carpet
Then his life will be forfeit
You say im not responsible yet but i say that you need to chill
Mom, dad, i don't think you get it but i have superior skill.

Link to original song "Dirty Harry"

Black Cat (urban walking poem)

Oh black cat.
There you sat.
You were worth a buck,
your not known for luck.
Your as useful as a plane with no wings.

Paraphrase Mistress eyes

My girlfriends eyes are brown
Her lips are simple red.
Her skin is tan.
Her hair is like wire.
Even roses are white and red,
but her cheeks aren't roses.
I like the smell of perfume better
then the breath of my girlfriend.
Sure i like it when see talks,
but most things sound better.
Ive never seen a goddess,
because my girlfriend sure ain't one.
However i still love her.